For Valentine's day, Will gave me a card he made himself and bought me the hardcover book I've been wanting but couldn't afford. I hadn't even mentioned it- he just noticed me sighing over it repeatedly at the bookstore. He also made one of those foam-board photo collages of photos.
In return I gave him a little bottle of scotch. And um.....a pineapple.
Then I made him a COMPLETELY inedible dinner, and let him lie on the couch with a beer watch Chips with a beer as I cleaned the kitchen.
Was he happy? Yes. Do I deserve him? Definitely not.