Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Things to Consider

Reasons for not returning to my previous job:

1. Fear of drowning. (Me)

2. Another year's worth of Tino's special Pancakes, served over pancakes, with a side of pancakes, for dinner. (See also: reasons for returning to job)

3. Sooner or later, someone is going to start taking a good look at those itemized company Credit Cards bills.

4. The one time I tried to make an evening out of showing an episode of Sex and the City to the other staff members was a big no-hitter.

5. All-male work environment. (See also: reasons for returning to job.)

6. My superior once yelled at me for inadvertently making a pun.

7. Fear of drowning. (Me)


Andrew said...

Anyone who yells at you for making a pun is just jealous and bitter that they didn't make the pun themselves.

mona said...

The fear of drowning is a big one for me. I have imagined a bunch of sucky ways to die and drowning is number 1. Having a piano fall on me is number 2.

fozz said...

i have heard drowning is a beautiful way to go... i'm not saying, i'm just saying.