Salad speaks (Vol.1)

Oh, hi everyone. I wanted to get a word in before I disappeared. She just stashed me in here but I've got a feeling I'm not going to stay- What's that? She left? Okay, well, for how long?

No. That doesn't make sense. She said earlier something about making a big salad...? There's a lot of veggie moved in the same time I did....Some radishes, over there is a carrot....there was a cucumber here this morning, but he's been gone for a while. He'd due back any time now.

What am I most excited about. Great question. Let's see.....all of it! Can I say all of it?! I'm excited to mingle with Ice Berg, really getting to know him finally. My paleface brother. Oh, my god- kidding! I didn't say that! Its just- listen, we're family, but we're so different it's hard to wrap my mind around that sometimes. It will be nice to spend some time with him, is all I'm saying.

What else? Why- what do you know? Are they going to spin me? God, I've heard about that! You take a dip and then you go for a spin. That sounds like so much fun. I can't wait. I don't want to get my hopes up though. Have you heard anything about that? You know something.

What's that now? Oh- nope, I'm not picky. Ranch would be fine. Caesar. Maybe something light. A vinaigrette? Not sure what it is but it sure sounds elegant. Not blue cheese- no. Trash central.

I'll right, listen it was great to catch up. I'll talk to you later, if I'm around! But don't count on it! I'm off for glory!

Signed,
The bag of mixed greens in Melina's fridge